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[Jan. 24th, 2010|10:07 pm] |
> Connected, feel free to talk now
You: HI
Stranger: hey
Stranger: finally not a guy wanking!
You: lolo
You: trueee
You: how are you
Stranger: seeen waaaaay too many cocks
Stranger: i'm cool thanks how's u
You: too many tits4haiti people. also. im lovely
You: whereabouts are you?
Stranger: lol yeah that too
Stranger: i think the naked men-woman ratio is disappointing
Stranger: i'm in ngland, u?
Stranger: *england
You: haha i guessed you would be.
You: usaaaa
Stranger: lol ah right, yeah u got my word 'wanked'
Stranger: down wih the lingo
You: haha thats why favorite word!
You: you brits have the cutest slang
You: you twat! you tosser!
You: hahahaj
Stranger: lol
Stranger: bugger, sod
You: what is a sod?
Stranger: like a wanker
Stranger: or bugger
Stranger: just an insult
Stranger: lol
Stranger: but u can add it to 'off'
Stranger: like fuck off, sod off, bugger off lol
You: i think i should incorporate that into my vocabulary.
Stranger: lol yeah i have some american mates i taught words
Stranger: in return i got things like 'douche-bag' and all that shite lol
You: you guys dont have "douchebag?" thats such a shame!
You: it is the besttt
Stranger: lol nah, only from american tv n that like Family Guy etc
Stranger: lol nah, only from american tv n that like Family Guy etc
Stranger: ...dunno why that went through twice
You: haha, awesome. we dont get british tv :(
You: i watch skins though :D
Stranger: ahhh Skins
Stranger: yeah u should look up 'the inbetweeners'
You: what is the general opinion of that show in the UK?
Stranger: i got my American friend into it
You: oh, i will thank you! ill tell my friend now about it haha
Stranger: it's a comedy about teenagers, it's great you'll like the slang
You: awesome. we <3 british slang.
Stranger: skins is pretty famous in reponse to your question lol
You: haha thats all i know! and the original version of The Office withh rick gervais
You: lol
Stranger: ahhhh
Stranger: i love him
Stranger: i also like the US Office
Stranger: although I'm one of the few who does that I know
You: he is rather funny. i like US office too. i havent watched the last few seasons.
You: i think it must be the differing sense of humor in our countries?
Stranger: yeah British humour is different, we think of it as more subtle
Stranger: whereas American's generally like people falling over n farting lol
Stranger: which is funny too
Stranger: but not the same lol
You: ive noticed that. except i dont find family guy funny at all. i like south park though.
You: do you know of it?
Stranger: lol o right i like both
Stranger: yeah South Park is very famous here
Stranger: and so is Family Guy
Stranger: but it makes me laugh when it takes the piss out of the British
Stranger: with out 'Cricket Pubs'
Stranger: which is sooo funny
Stranger: but so untrue
You: the take the piss out of everyone!
Stranger: lol wlel yeah
You: my favorite is when they make fun of the teeth
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i dunno where that comes from :S
Stranger: but it is funny lol
You: i dont either!
You: you probably make fun of americans like crazy
Stranger: i think its from like Rolling Stones and that from years ago... Austin Powers takes the piss too
Stranger: yeah we do lol
You: haha i love austin powers.
You: we make fun of ourselves a ton, its great
Stranger: yeah lol i know
Stranger: where abouts in America are u?
You: i am in detroit, michigan.
Stranger: ahh right
You: probably dont know where that is lol
Stranger: yeah i do lol
You: haha, just because it doesnt really matter anymore. its fallen off the maps
Stranger: 8 Mile and all that
Stranger: lol
You: haha yes. eminem!
Stranger: lol i know some stuff you see
You: hahaha. i feel everything i know about england is either fashion related or music related!
Stranger: well I spose they're good things
Stranger: lol
Stranger: and u yanks looooove english accents too as i recall
Stranger: lol which always amuses me
You: we do! we were talking to a british guy earlier, and my friends SCREAMED when they heard him speak it was so embarrassing
You: lol
You: but we reallydoo
Stranger: i can speak 2 u...
Stranger: lol
You: please do, hold on a sec
You: ok, go
Stranger: tell me if u hear
You: your accent is lovely
You: my friend alaina wants to hear you again
You: i feel like i can only hear half of what you say
You: :(
Stranger: ah right nevermind
Stranger: lol well you heard how i talk
Stranger: lol
You: your accent is seriously beautiful! haha
Stranger: lol well i'm at uni (college as you call it)
Stranger: and i met lots of Americans who came here
Stranger: so I have 3 American friends
Stranger: and they all were hypnotised at first lol
Stranger: especially the girls lol it's funny
You: haha. americans go crazy, i swear. if you ever come here, you will have girls falling over you.
You: i feel like that is a positive!
Stranger: lol i'm there in June actually
Stranger: for 3 weeks
You: oh, where at?
Stranger: Baltimore, DC & Fargo
Stranger: lol Fargo's random but my friend's getting married there
You: haha baltimore and dc- i think you will love it here! honestly, i dont even know where fargo is. haha.
You: what state?
Stranger: lol North Dakota
Stranger: t's the capital
Stranger: lol
You: oh, embarrassing. i thought you would say that.
You: north dakota....hm.
Stranger: lol well she lives there so pffft
Stranger: but i'm gonna drive with my mate from Baltimore
Stranger: so we'll see Chicago and stuff on the way
You: haha. was she in england for college with you?
You: chicago is great
Stranger: yeah
You: new york is lovely, you should go there!
Stranger: yeah planning on it
Stranger: I've been to America once before
Stranger: but i did the west
Stranger: haven't done the east before
You: the west, like cali?
Stranger: yeah Calif & Nervada
You: ahh, did you visit las vegas?
Stranger: yeah, grand canyon, death valley, LA, San Francisco, Yosemite,
Stranger: trying to think of more now...
Stranger: further down towards San Diego
Stranger: i forget the names
Stranger: Santaa Cruz & Santa Barbara
Stranger: remembered!
You: more places than ive been to! im jealous. ive scarcely gone anywhere in the US.
Stranger: lol
You: beaches everywhere!
Stranger: lol yeh well I live on the beach basically anyway
Stranger: lol
Stranger: but yeah i went down the coast basically, except LV
You: my friend goes to san fran every summer. apparently its a load of hippies/hipsters everywhere, haha
Stranger: yeah lol
Stranger: i liked it thugh
Stranger: i'm hoping to live there maybe one day
You: ohhhh, she is too. how funny. i think there is a place there called "haight street" that is apparently very nice! and good vintage shopping, if youre into that hah
Stranger: lol well i liked San Fran very much so yeahhhh why not lol
Stranger: u not been to the UK then
You: no :/ i really want to visit england and scotland.
Stranger: lol you'll have fun visiting Scotland, the Americans i met spent about 2 weeks tuning into how I spoke
Stranger: nd i'm Southern English, which is standard
Stranger: lol
Stranger: I can't understand Scotland1
You: you cant understand it, like the accents? or the fact that i want to visit?
Stranger: the accents
Stranger: lol
Stranger: I've been there before, it's hard for me to tune in lol but then the Americans couldn't understand me at first, cos we speak quicker and slur
You: oh, i cant either. but i think they are great. i cant understand you guys when you speak fast. i cant understand cockney either, haha
Stranger: lol is thast the one English accent u know
Stranger: hahha
Stranger: from like Snatch or something?
You: haha no, i was watching a video on youtube, and a guy did all of the english accents from every region!
You: what is snatch?/??
Stranger: lol o right, it's a famous English film
Stranger: has Brad Pitt in
Stranger: but most of them are cocknetts
Stranger: &cockneys
Stranger: *
Stranger: lol
Stranger: can't type
You: haha thats like the stereotypical accent!
You: i dont think you all sound like that!
Stranger: lol well there's like the queen's english which is what most people think we sound like
Stranger: our stereotype lol
Stranger: but i'm the next thing to that
Stranger: cos i'm southern
You: haha, so your accent is proper, then?
Stranger: yeah more or less, but obviously it's not queen's posh stereotype, it's just 'normal' english
Stranger: there are some people who sound like the stereotype, but they're old and/or rich
You: do you guys think everyone here sounds like a southerner? like "yaaaaallll" and "git er done"?
Stranger: nah lol we know the south/north difference
Stranger: we have one too, except our north is the equivilent of your south
Stranger: in dislike and stupidity
Stranger: lol
Stranger: they won't like that if u tell them though!
You: haha, thats funny. the southerners are...interesting people, is all i can say XD
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